too r4d 4 you

iamtonysexual:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.

westleyy:

if u fucking randomly spit on the ground near me i will spit on ur hopes and dreams

foodtrucker:

dajeve:

foodtrucker:

turning up to a corporate job interview with a hawaiian shirt and some confidence

You think a big boy like me is scared of a little child like you? Give me a break. Why don’t you go drink some juice and play with your choo choo trains and let us adults do the big boy talk.

You’re a joke

what