(Source: bardofrage)

» time 23 minutes ago   » notes 1183

beyoncebeytwice:

pokinsmot:

beyoncebeytwice:

what if facebook had an anonymous feature i would send so much anon hate

What if punctuation and capitalization were a thing, oh wait..

i bet your facebook friends secretly wish they could send you some anon hate

» time 25 minutes ago   » notes 1322

Those who are heartless once cared too much.

Anonymous (via killheji)

(Source: bloodisthenewblackk)

» time 28 minutes ago   » notes 17086
#wHAT 

girl: i'm having vagina surgery

boyfriend: i know

girl: i love you

boyfriend: i love you too

after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there

girl: where is my boyfriend

dad: who do you think gave you the vagina

girl: what

» time 29 minutes ago   » notes 165

megamulk:

why do cool people follow me

what do i do

do i talk to them

how do i talk to them

this would be easier if i was as cool as them

 

» time 53 minutes ago   » notes 382
» time 55 minutes ago   » notes 11821
#aw bb #avengers 

doberants26:

Loki`s reaction when people talk about Thor

» time 59 minutes ago   » notes 1571
asinglebullet:

notsammy-sam:

ask-the-mighty-thor:

Odin’s beard — why would you want such a thing, Greyface?
That is … that is conceding defeat!
This life is but an endless battle, you see! It is forever attempting to mock you, to best you; battle after battle, it is a vicious cycle. But you must not let it triumph over you! I know you are braver than that — I know that you have the capability to be the strongest warrior Midgard has ever seen!
When all seems lost, always remember to scrape yourself from the unforgiving earth and remind Life that it shall not be victorious. Not while there is air in your lungs, and blood ever-coursing through your veins!  
And, Greyface — never forget that you always have a friend and ally in myself. That is essential, in this battle. Allies. One cannot win a war alone.
And you have one in me. I swear it to you.


((Everyone go home. Thor just won the Internet.))

[[Jesus, go home- Thor has taken the wheel.]]

asinglebullet:

notsammy-sam:

ask-the-mighty-thor:

Odin’s beard — why would you want such a thing, Greyface?

That is … that is conceding defeat!

This life is but an endless battle, you see! It is forever attempting to mock you, to best you; battle after battle, it is a vicious cycle. But you must not let it triumph over you! I know you are braver than that — I know that you have the capability to be the strongest warrior Midgard has ever seen!

When all seems lost, always remember to scrape yourself from the unforgiving earth and remind Life that it shall not be victorious. Not while there is air in your lungs, and blood ever-coursing through your veins!  

And, Greyface — never forget that you always have a friend and ally in myself. That is essential, in this battle. Allies. One cannot win a war alone.

And you have one in me. I swear it to you.

((Everyone go home. Thor just won the Internet.))

[[Jesus, go home- Thor has taken the wheel.]]

» time 1 hour ago   » notes 704

tenorit:

homestuckfandumb:

homestucks react to: someone not liking homestuck

I am so sorry you guys.

We are actually a lot cooler than this.

» time 2 hours ago   » notes 430
#INTERNAL SCREAMIN #SHITS SELF 
yummytomatoes:

pocketfullofackles:

if the trolls were x-men, karkat would be banshee for obvious reasons

SCREAMS

omfg

yummytomatoes:

pocketfullofackles:

if the trolls were x-men, karkat would be banshee for obvious reasons

SCREAMS

omfg